What Happens to John Berky on his Birthday

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Since Bruckner is an everyday discussion at my house, one can imagine that some Brucknerian theme gets pulled in on my birthday. Here is this year's offering - a birthday card from my son.

Inside it reads, " All that was known was that he carried a distinct odor of aged havarti, was given credit for bringing the Polka to Vienna in the hot summer of 1845 and was found dead alone, wearing headphones...which he was never given credit for inventing."